
***** SPOILER WARNING *****
Before I say anything, wall-e, to be fair was kinda cute.
So, here i am, stuck babysitting and obviously cant see a violent film, but rather the cheesy ones which always seem to have a happy ending and usually marriage between the characters who supposedly hate each other.
But, deep down, the child in us usually loves the film, and we do enjoy it in a weird kind of way.
Not the case with Wall-e. I simply cant describe the utter crappy-ness of the movie. A rusted tin can whos batteries should have died out years ago, manages to survive though the other wall-e bots die (thank god for that). So what does wall-e do you ask? well here is the basic plotline. The humans have polluted earth so badly that theirs is rubbish (or garbage, for you americans) everywhere. So the president of the worlds biggest company who make everything from food to condoms decides to design HUGE ships and make people live in them, which was meant to be for 5 years, while the Wall-e bots cleaned up. it ended up being 700 for some reason, and they decided to stay on the ships, until an earth scanning robot detects life - a plant, meaning that the earth is safe to return to and they all move back to earth, but they are extremely obese due to their lack of activity.
P.S, wall-e squeezes the garbage into blocks. thats the best part of this film.
And if you are thinking of downloading it, save your bandwidth.
If your thinking of going to see it, stay at home and cut yourself. Trust me, it will be better than watching this.